I've never had anything stolen from me before. It was a bizarre experience. I couldn't sleep I was so angry. It was a learning experience - I learnt what stages I go through after being robbed of something, I also learnt not to leave a bicycle in the front courtyard. Dan also learnt something - that I don't take being robbed very well and that he shouldn't leave the courtyard gate unlocked.
The 4 post-robbery stages:
1. Realisation. WTF, where is my bike?!?!
2. Anger. RRRRAAAAAAAAGGGHHHRRRRRRRRR!!!
3. Suspicion. That bike looks a lot like the one stolen from me......
4. Acceptance. Ah, memories, the times that bike and I spent together....
Actually there is a final stage that I have left off here, and that is Stage 5 - Moving On. This week we went and bought another bike - this one is second-hand so shouldn't be so tempting to thieves. The new/old bike is purple, has no lock, no gears, no bell and only has a little bit of rust.
Anyway, if Fate is a reader of my blog then I hope Karma is too. So Karma, if you're reading this, can you please go and find the person who stole my bike and give them a right kick up the backside for me? Cheers!
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